Business Jokes — best jokes

What do you call counterfeited German currency?
→ Question marks.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

- Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

- Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.

- Ohhh, it's my girlfriend.

- What's the problem?

- When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?
→ Money's tight these days!

How do thunderstorms invest their money?
→ In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

What is the quickest way to double your money?
→ Fold it in half!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
→ Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
→ Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.