Business Jokes — best jokes

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
→ Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why is the moon like a dollar?
→ It has four quarters.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?
→ Because you have to change them.

What kind of money do monsters use?
→ Weirdo (weird dough).

How can you double your money?
→ Look at it in a mirror.

Where can you always find money?
→ In the dictionary.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?
→ He exploded.

If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
→ Because silence is golden.

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
→ The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
→ He was shocked.