Blonde Jokes — best jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
→ It is the one with the kickstand.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
→ Double-dumb.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
→ Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
→ Trying to put batteries in it.

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
→ Married.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
→ She went looking for the three guys.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?
→ No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
→ There is cheese in front of the mouse.

How many blonde jokes are there?
→ One - the rest are all true.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
→ 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.