Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
→ "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
→ Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?
→ There aren't any pictures.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
→ Siamese twins.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
→ She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
→ She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
→ They take off their makeup.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
→ They always forget the recipe.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
→ Play ball.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
→ Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'