Blonde Jokes — best jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
→ It's cloged up with paper plates.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?
→ They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?
→ She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
→ She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

How does a blonde high-5?
→ She smacks herself in the forehead.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
→ "Is it mine?"

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
→ She thought her maxi pad had wings

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.