Blonde Jokes — best jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
→ They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?
→ The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
→ She's the one on her bike.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

What's a blonde's favorite color?
→ A light shade of clear.

How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?
→ Acupuncture.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
→ She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
→ She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
→ It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?
→ Under "Home Improvements."