Yo Mama Jokes — worst jokes

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi's.

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?"

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!

Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!

Your Momma so fat her belt size says "equator".

Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!