Yo Mama Jokes — worst jokes

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a "Malcom X" shirt, helicopters land on her!

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!