Yo Mama Jokes — worst jokes

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.