Yo Mama Jokes — worst jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull