Women Jokes — worst jokes

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than to improving their minds?
→ Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?
→ Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
→ Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:
→ A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
→ He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?
→ The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?
→ More perks, and the payoff is better.

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it?
→ Money!!!

What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?
→ She gets her ass chewed out.

Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?
→ Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!