Women Jokes — worst jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
→ One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What is the definition of the perfect woman?
→ A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
→ Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore?
→ A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

How is a woman like a condom?
→ Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?
→ One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

Why did God create women?
→ To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
"Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
→ They don't have balls to scratch.

Why do women have tits?
→ So men will talk to them.