Sex Jokes — worst jokes

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?
→ Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
→ An insurance company.

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."

What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies?
→ Clitty litter.

What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
→ They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
→ The white one got away.

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
→ So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

Ray listened patiently.

- That's amazing. Where I come from there's really only one.

"Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?"

- Well, there's a man and there's a woman . . .

"Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.

- Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and didn't you go to Cardozo High School in Detroit?

- Yes. How'd you know?

- I never forget a face.

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
→ He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.