Men Jokes — worst jokes

What food best describes a man?
→ Jerky

How do you scare a man?
→ Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Man walks into a supermarket and buys:

• 1 bar of soap
• 1 toothbrush
• 1 tube toothpaste
• 1 loaf of bread
• 1 pint of milk
• 1 single serving cereal
• 1 single serving frozen dinner

The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"

The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?"

She replies "because you're ugly."

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

Men are like...

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.

They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

How do men sort their laundry?
→ "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
→ In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?
→ A half-hour of begging.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ No one knows. Its never happened.