Language Jokes — worst jokes

How do you spell relief?
→ F A R T

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?

Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!

"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"

A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"

The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.

Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink.

"Hey, aren't you the string I just talked to?" The bartender asks.

"Nope," Says the string, "I'm afraid not." (a frayed knot)

If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?
→ European! (You're a Peein')

And if you really gotta go bad?
→ Russian!

What was the pirate movie rated?
→ ARRRRRRR

What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
→ Lettuce alone!

What did 1 strawberry say to another?
→ If you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- I wannup.

- I wannup who?

- You do! I didn't need to know that!

Daffynition: Hummingbird - A bird who forgot the lines to a song!