Language Jokes — worst jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?
→ Thunderstorms

- I'm sure I'm right.

- You're as right as rain - all wet!

What is a tornado?
→ Mother nature doing the twist!

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
→ Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What person adds best in hot weather?
→ A summer.

Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
→ Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
→ An umbrella.

What is a Mexican weather report?
→ Chilli today, hot tamale.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
→ The ocean

- Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!

- Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.