Language Jokes — worst jokes

What is an autobiography?
→ The life story of an automobile.

What is the meaning of afford?
→ It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

She does the ironing and he does the stealing.

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.

Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet.

"Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.

"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."

What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
→ ''Nice to meat you''!

What "bus" crossed the ocean?
→ Columbus.

Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett

Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo