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Frightening Letters
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
→ F.B.I.
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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
→ F.B.I.
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
→ A safe robbery.
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
→ One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
→ Organised grime (crime).
Who is the strongest thief?
→ A shoplifter.
What kind of thief steals meat?
→ A hamburglar.
What hired killer never goes to jail?
→ The exterminator.
How do bank robbers send messages?
→ By flee mail!
What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?
→ I'm at your service, ma'am.