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Vampire's Favorite Dance
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Vaults.
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What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Vaults.
What do baby swans dance to?
→ Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!
Which dances do the burgers do best?
→ The burger-loo and the char char!
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?
→ He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
What is good for your soul but not your soles?
→ Linedancing!
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer?
→ Dark Raver!
How do you make a tissue dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it!
- I've been invited to an avoidance.
- An avoidance? What's that?
- It's a dance for people who hate each other.
Where can you dance in California?
→ San Frandisco.