Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
→ If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

What is 61 to a blonde?
→ She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
→ Come.

How do you know a blonde likes you?
→ She screws you two nights in a row.

Why don't blondes like anal sex?
→ They don't like their brains being screwed with.

How do you get a blonde pregnant?
→ Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Why are blondes like pianos?
→ When they aren't upright, they're grand.