Random joke from this category
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.
Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said To the Exit, I found myself out on the street."
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home.
"Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"
"Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."
- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
- Really, did they accept him?
- I was in the zoo last week.
- Really? Which cage were you in?
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
→ One to get in and one to get out.
- What kind of sharks never eat women?
- Man-eating sharks.
Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
→ To feed her nightmare.
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?
→ The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
