Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?
→ He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
→ Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?
→ Behave or Frankenswine will get you.

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
→ I'm afraid that's all going to waist.

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
→ They squealed on each other.

The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy.
When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host.
What happened?
→ He turned out to be a big boar.

Sports fad invented by pigs:
Mud wrestling.

- SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party?

- PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.