Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What is another word for a python?
→ A mega-bite!

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?
→ Thanks, I'll just have a sliver!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?
→ Because he had his own scales!

What's a snake's favourite food?
→ Hiss Cakes!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
→ A boa constructor!

- Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.

- Jaspar: Why was that?

- Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

How do bees get to school?
→ By school buzz!

- Teacher: Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank!

- Pupil: Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet!

- Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?

- Jackie: Nine.

- Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight.

- Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

The teacher came up with a good problem.

"Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"