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Narrow Squeak
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
→ A thin mouse!
Animal Jokes — worst jokes
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- Kids Jokes 2024
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- Medicine 1113
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- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
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- Relationships 775
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
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- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
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Mouse Umbrella
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
→ When it's raining cats and dogs!
Guest
Small And Furry
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster!
Guest
Twelve Legs, Six Eyes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
→ Three blind mice!
Guest
Mice At Home
What do mice do when they're at home?
→ Mousework!
Guest
Mouse Lifting Elephant
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
→ Sir!
Guest
Hickory Dock
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries
Guest
Milking A Mouse
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Guest
Angry Rodents
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!
Guest
King Of Mice
Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!