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Boxing Aardvarks
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
→ A snout bout!
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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
→ A snout bout!
Where does the aardvark family always come first?
→ In the phone book!
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?
→ A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?
→ Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
→ They can stick to the subject!
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
→ They disguise themselves as uncles!
What does the aardvark take sailing?
→ An aard ark!
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
→ Snout about!
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?
→ An ant-ihistamine!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
→ An aardvark with the sniffles!