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Orange Like A Parrot
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!
Why did the bird join the air force?
→ He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Why is politics for the birds?
→ Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
What's a parrot's favourite song?
→ I love Parrots in the Springtime!
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?
→ Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
What's a parrot's favourite game?
→ Monopoly!
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?
→ It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
→ So they don't become polly-saturated!
Which bird ran for President?
→ H. Ross Parrot
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
→ Polly want a quacker!