Animal Jokes — worst jokes

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
→ A Ducktor.

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?
→ He wanted to be a hentertainer.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
→ Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

What do you call a vulture with no beak?
→ A head banger.

- Teacher: What's a robin?

- Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?
→ It was stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
→ I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Two owls were playing pool.
One said:

- Two hits.

The other replied:

- Two hits to who?

What did the scornful owl say?
→ Twit twoo.