Animal Jokes — worst jokes

When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
→ Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What cat purrs more than any other?
→ Purrsians!

On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
→ A caterpillar!

What do cats read in the morning?
→ Mewspapers!

Why do cats chase birds?
→ For a lark!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
→ A first aid kitty!

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
→ A duck filled fatty puss!

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
→ They are both ginger nuts!

Why do tomcats fight?
→ Because they like raising a stink!