Guest
Sleepy Cow
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
→ He wanted her to hit the hay!
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Cow On The Scales
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
→ He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Guest
Brandy For Cows
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
→ He wanted to raise stewed beef!
Guest
Fenced-In Bull
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
→ The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Guest
Money For Cows
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
→ He wanted rich milk!
Guest
Cow Over The Moon
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
→ To get to the Milky Way!
Guest
Bossy's Calf
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
→ She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Guest
Bossy Slugs Roy
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
→ She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Guest
Pasteurized Cow
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
→ She was pasteurized!
Guest
Cows And Dancing
Why are cows made for dancing?
→ They're all born hoofers!