Random joke from this category
- Why are you crying Fred? - asked the teacher.
- 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .
- Fred - said the teacher.
- You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots.
- Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?
→ A dead cat.
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
→ A dead centipede.
What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!
Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!
What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!
What is a frog's favorite dance?
→ The Lindy Hop.
What do baby swans dance to?
→ Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
→ A cricket ball!
