Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
→ It's a tender tail!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
→ An Easter basket case!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?
→ The Easter Purrade!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
→ To a re-tail store!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?
→ A cotton tale!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
→ Smelly beans!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?
→ She was always using fowl language.

- I've lost my dog!

- Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?

- Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!