Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
→ One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
→ You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
→ Try picking them up!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
→ One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!

What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
→ Cinderelephant!

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
→ The tusk fairy!

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
→ A get wellephant!

What's grey but turns red?
→ An embarrassed elephant!

What's grey and lights up?
→ An electric elephant!