Animal Jokes — worst jokes

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted:

- Are there any gators around here?!

- Naw, they ain't been around for years! - the man hollered back.

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy:

- How'd you get rid of the gators?

- We didn't do nothin' - the beachcomber said.

- The sharks got 'em.

Where do fish wash?
→ In a river basin!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
→ A motor pike!

Which fish can perform operations?
→ Sturgeon!

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
→ A beer-a-cuda!

I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

Where do fish sleep?
→ In a river bed

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
→ You can't tuna fish.

Where does a fish keep his money?
→ In the River Bank!

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."