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Rich Frog
What do you call a rich frog?
→ A gold-blooded reptile.
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What do you call a rich frog?
→ A gold-blooded reptile.
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!
Where do you get frogs' eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!