Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
→ The ground!

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?
→ A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
→ A horses shadow!

What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner?
→ A co-pile-it!

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?
→ Ralph Neighder!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?
→ An Appaloosa!

What is the strongest animal?
→ A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
→ One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
→ A tale of whoa!

What is horse sense?
→ Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!