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- Ref: I'm sending you off

- Player: What for?

- Ref: The rest of the match!

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
→ Somebody took a corner!

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
→ Bring on their subs!

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?" The dog answers "ROOF." The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying."

The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else."

The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?" The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH."

With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door.

As they bounce on the sidewalk, the dog looks at his owner and says, "DiMaggio?"

What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?
→ The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
→ He was the skipper!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
→ Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

Why didn't the monster make the football team?
→ Because he threw like a ghoul!