Sport Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
→ Because there is no atmosphere!

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
→ Annette!

"Three Men And A Baby"
→ What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
→ He was the skipper!

What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?
→ They all killed the Browns!

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive - there's no water in that pool!"
"That's all right," said the man.
"I can't swim!"

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
→ They had to pay the jockey overtime!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?
→ A bouncing baby boa!

What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?
→ Not being retarded!