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What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?
→ Not being retarded!

What did the bumble bee striker say?
→ Hive scored!

You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
→ Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

What stories are told by basketball players?
→ Tall stories!

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
→ No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
→ Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
→ All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Whats a frogs favourite game?
→ It's croak-et!

- Father: I hear you skipped school to play football

- Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!