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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
→ Ince pies!

How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!

Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!

Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
→ Jog-raphy!

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
→ They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Dentist begging the patient:

- Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

- Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.

- There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game!

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
→ H-E-L-L-O!