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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
→ One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
→ Because education pays off in the long run!

- Ref: I'm sending you off

- Player: What for?

- Ref: The rest of the match!

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
→ Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.

The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
→ The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

- Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?

- Captain: Well, it could have been worse.

- Manager: How?

- Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house.

He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife.

"What a terrible weather today, honey." he said to her. "Yes. And my idiot went fishing!"

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
→ A tennis ball!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
→ Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!