Sport Jokes — most viewed jokes

Have you seen the new fishing website?
→ No, it's not online yet.

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
→ The Indy 500.

What's the best way to catch a fish?
→ Have someone throw it at you.

Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?

By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

- Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?

- Player: I finished it in three days!

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.

'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.'
'Why should I do that?' the owner asked.
'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when they came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.

At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.

Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!".

The other replied, "No, it's not!".

The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.

To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
→ He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!

What dog would you want on your American football team?
→ A golden receiver!