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How do footballers send messages?
→ By referee-mail.

"I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

Why didn't the dog want to play football?
→ It was a boxer!

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.

A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later. They waited hours for the blonde to show up. When she finally did, they asked her what had taken her so long.

The blonde was very upset as she screamed, "This was supposed to be a breast stroke race, and those girls were using their arms!!!"

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
→ The Olympigs!

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
→ Ban-she, ban-she!

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.

Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!"

Bob then replies "It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."

How do long distance runners send e-mail?
→ On the sprin-ternet.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
→ A double!

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!