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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
→ When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?
→ Woofleball

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
→ They're short of breath!

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
→ The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
→ No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
→ Because education pays off in the long run!

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.