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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
→ Cold Trafford!

What position does the pig play in football?
→ Loinback.

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
→ They're great at the plate!

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:

10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"
11. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos"
12. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters
13. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
14. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith
15. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy"
16. Ears is tasty
17. It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me!
18. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring"
19. He ran out of gum

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
→ eFISHancy!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?
→ A football net!

Why was the struggling manager seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What is a baseball dog?
→ One that chases fowls.

Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.

"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."

"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."

"But that's just what I did, mommy."