Fishing Without A License

The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?"

"Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts.

- Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.

- Nope.

- Well, meet the new game warden.

- Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?

- Nope".

- Meet the biggest liar in the state.