Science — most viewed jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well, atleast the dew point is coming down!

How is a hailstone like an onion?
→ They are both whitish and have layers

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
→ I mist you.

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?
→ Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?
→ To make heat lightning

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
→ Hurricanes with cataracts

An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

"Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.

The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, spread her arms wide and said: "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly: "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?
→ To Chicago

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
→ So they can see where they are going