Science — most viewed jokes

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
→ Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What did one tornado say to the other?
→ "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?
→ Thunderstruck

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?
→ Your pants are on backwards

What is a tornado?
→ Mother nature doing the twist!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?
→ Both are a glaze

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
→ Candy Canes

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

How do hurricanes see?
→ With one eye

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well, atleast the dew point is coming down!