Science — most viewed jokes

Why did the tornado get arrested?
→ For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?
→ Ball lightning

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?
→ If it spins anti-cyclonically

What are the hottest days during summer?
→ Sun-days

What game do tornadoes like to play?
→ Twister

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month.
Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!

Why did the updraft get pulled over?
→ It was speeding in a high shear zone

What type of wind is named after a young deer?
→ Foehn

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?
→ It has the blues