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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
→ In a high pressure cell

What is the opposite of a cold front?
→ A warm back

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

Which weather features do druggies like most?
→ Highs

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?
→ Thunderstorms

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice.
Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink - ordering a Tornado on the rocks.
This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane.
The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, "Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas".

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
→ It is a no spin zone

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
→ A very dry sense of humor

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
→ It burns too easily

How is snow white?
→ Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs