School — most viewed jokes

- Mother: Let me see your report son.

- Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

What should a teacher take if he's run down?
→ The number of the car that hit him.

- Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D.

- What does Ph.D. stand for?

- in his case, Pin-headed Dope.

- Teacher: Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.

- Pupil: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!

- Teacher: In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.

- Pupil: How long for the answer sir!

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
→ About 3000 miles!

Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus.

- Do you consider a 144 I.Q. high?

- Yes!

- For the whole basketball team?

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

- Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

- Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!